1/4/2010
I Love Dan Rather
For his incendiary comments in
times of political gain,
I love Dan Rather.
Your teleprompter gazes
lolly-gag on the retina of a bipartisan,
neutral reality television
camera,
and reveal the grey roots of your
auburn hair so to distract from, without warning,
the focus growing fuzzy and the words streaming
widely like pennies in a well
of sewage, lost forever
on the minds of America’s spoon-
fed-educated channel surfers.
Thank you for the cherry on top.
